Title: Chief Happiness Officer (CHO) & Professional Floor Vacuum
The Stats
Specialties: Stress management and strategic napping.
Key Skill: Can detect a Tupperware container opening from three miles away.
Experience: 14/10 “Good Boy” rating by independent auditors.
When he isn’t sitting in on high-stakes meetings—mostly to ensure no one drops a sandwich—Baloo focuses on his professional development, which currently includes perfecting the “puppy eyes” maneuver to bypass our strict (lol) “no treats before noon” policy.
