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The Girls’ Guide to Dating Zombies: 12 Anniversary Edition with Bonus Material!
Author: Lynn Messina
Genre: Paranormal Comedy
ASIN: B09RJYGDH8

Hattie Cross knows what you're thinking: Zombie sex? Ewwwww.

But she also knows that since a virus turned 99.9999 percent of human males into zombies, it's statistically impossible to meet—let alone date—the remaining 0.00001 percent. So she writes “The Girls’ Guide to Dating Zombies” to help her fellow single women navigate the zombie-relationship waters.

Her practical how-to impresses the CEO of the largest drug company in the world, and before she knows it, Hattie, a reporter for a downmarket tabloid that specializes in conspiracy theories, is sitting down with the woman who single-handedly invented the zombie-behavioral-modification market. Granted access to the inner sanctum of zombaceuticals, she meets an actual, living, breathing M-A-N.

Now Hattie, the consummate professional, is acting like a single girl at the end of the twentieth century: self-conscious, klutzy and unable to form a coherent sentence without babbling. Worst of all, the human male appears to have impaired her ability to think clearly. Because all of a sudden she's convinced a conspiracy is afoot at the drug company and it seems to go all the way to the top!

BONUS Material
* Reader questions! You won’t be stumped for lively book group chatter with the thought-provoking and insightful questions contained in this special anniversary edition.
* Prequel novella! Wondering how Hattie Cross became the modern, pragmatic zombie dater she is? Yeah, she is too. Find out how she overcame her aversion to dating animated dead things in Love in the Time of Zombies. Read more

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